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WHY AM I IN INDIA????

2009-12-10T13:22:00.001-08:00

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P.S: emo...

I'm BACK!!! but then... im gone...

2009-08-28T10:28:00.000-07:00

Last week i came back from india for a nice 2 weeks holiday... but i turns out to be like riding a roller coaster... its now saturday... and i hav to go back to india tmr again... damn fast!!!
But the best thing is... i get to eat wat i want...
From bak kut teh, to dim sum... from lou shu fan to Jap Buffet...
So... since its my 1st time blogging after i came back from india... im gonna write stuff about india... instead of the delicious food i ate...

INDIA

Its a place where everyone in Malaysia will call it... shit...
Dont get me wrong... im not trying to be rude... im juz telling the truth... at least its my true feeling about india...
Dun believe me? get a plane ticket... to india... ya... its air asia... now everyone can fly... then go see it urself...
Top 10 facts about india(joshua version):
10:The locals are racist people... they always look at you with fierce blood shoot eyes and like their actually saying "get lost!"

9:There are 2 seasons there... summer and winter... hows summer? try wearing ur bathing suit outside under the sun... i'll see "ba gua(dried sliced pork)" outside... winter? like genting... chilly...

8:There are no cats in india... no stray cats... yes... u got jerry but no tom... but i actually saw one in front of a stall... its dying...

7:Dogs are everywhere... especially during mating season... the male dogs somehow get to know that there are a few hot bitches in my hostel... time to get buzy... or orgy... juz imagine 5 on 1... then pop... there goes the puppies... whos the dad? rojak lah... the brown dog gives birth to a black dog... im serious...

6: The only entertainment in india... sports... such as football, cricket(not for malaysians), basketball, badminton, ping pong, and of course, sport channels on TV. Wait till u see the crowd in my hostel during the last champions league... MU fans were down!!!

5:Beware of head shaking lecturers... ok juz imagine... u pass up ur work to an indian lecturer... the lecturer sees ur work... then shakes his head... u thought... "oh shit... i wasted one whole day doin this and ur SHAKING ur HEAD?!"... then he look at u and say... "Very Nice!!!" ... damn stress for 15 seconds for nothing...

4:Oto drivers are bloody cheaters... oto is a small yellow taxi with 3 tires... checkout the pictures below for reference... they always cheat our(foreigners) money by charging us more than normal... more means instead of 30 rupees like how they charge the locals... they charge us 200 rupees... damn rude... and racists too...

3:PIDC students in india are all crazy people... they party to the max... hav fun to the max... emo to the maz... everything to the max... especially the summer batches... tat means the 7th(mine) and the 5th batch... i love them all!!!

2:We actually need to travel 45 minutes or 10KM to town to buy stuff... wat the hell... and there's no Mcds, KFC, or anything like Carefour or Jusco there... There is a fast food restaurant called big chick... and it taste like SHIT!!!

1:There is only one korean in Tamilnadu... as far as i know... He is Mr Song... he's crazy too...

Now... let the pictures do all the talking...

Tay(roommate) cooks!!!

Fry Mee Hoon

Damn nice...

PIDC's BIG BANG

Class

Indian New Year

7th batch guys

My hostel from far

Medical college

Lorry with 3 wheels

Brian attacking india's public toilet...

Spidey tay

AHne... Full Grill chicken...

This is not a toy...

Selamat datang in india...

Shiok sendiri

Boring lah...

Rockstar...

Rockstar 2... in his dreams...

me room... wit big bang...

3 guys+my com=LEE HYO RI!!!

I made it... damn proud...

Orange flovoured vodka... yucks!!!

Check out wat i ordered...

Sleep in class 1

Sleep in class(classrep version)

Egg puffs!!!

My sexy and desperate neighbour>>Sexy Kian!!!

Tay wanna smoke...

Gay wrestling...

My blood in distilled water

Blood grouping experiment

Gobi(Cauliflower in tamil) Brian

Oto in Bangalore...

My place...

My skull

My carvings... the cute one...
p.s: will blog in india soon...

2 more days...

2009-04-10T06:25:00.000-07:00

2 more days till wat? im goin to india of course...

so plz dun miss me when im in india... muahahaha...

am i sad? no no... not at all... cuz its finally my time to spread my wings and fly freely without any limit and boundaries...

so i would like to dedicate this 1 song to my all friends... thank you all for EVERYTHING!!!

You are not alone-周定纬

ps : dun cry...

New Email Account

2009-03-30T21:19:00.000-07:00

Thx to that stupid msn messener error code 8100030d... i have to change my email address in order to use msn messenger... now i lost all my contact... although i have exported it out my old email address to the new email address... there is still a little problem here... so the new email address is...

melodicflow@live.com.my

my friends... plz add me...

Zon Bangsar Under-18 Basketball Competition

2009-03-27T01:38:00.001-07:00

Today... as the COACH of SMK Desa Perdana... i lead a team of reatards to SMK Petaling to play in the Zon Bangsar Under-18 Basketball Competition...

We reached there about 10am and they played with SMK Sri Saujana... just like what i predicted... they freaking lost... score 41 : 8... Saujana 41... desa 8... memalukan... it wasnt my fault ok... who the hell will just slowly "WALK" back to defend while the opponent is doin a fast break...

at least we get to see some other top basketball teams in zon bangsar... such as SMK Confucian... SMK Sri Sentosa... SMK BB Sri Petaling... SMK Saujana is also one of the top... so retards... dun be sad k...

then we waited for the next match until about 4pm... they played with SMK Taman Yarl... after the whole thing... they with the score 28 : 11... finally...

ok... the points per game(ppg) for every player in my team(after 2 games)...

Jerome : 6 ppg
Timothy : 4 ppg
Kah Hoe : 3 ppg
Wei Jian : 2 ppg
Wei Xiong : 2 ppg
Other players : 0 ppg

compare with kobe bryant... more than 25 ppg... so... u tell me... are they retards?

but suprisingly... they got into the top 8... which is also the playoffs... so... all the best... retards...

Here are some pics...

My team of retards... SMK Desa Perdana

Discipline of Desa Perdana... This retard is gonna get it...

SMK Petaling(Pink?!) vs. Kuen Cheng Girl School (1st Male team from Kuen Cheng Girl School)

Kuen Cheng not bad eh... cuz they used half court press...

SMK BB Sri Petaling(Dark Blue) vs. SMK Sri Sentosa(Red)

Super Apek Referee holding the ball...

They won...

SMK Desa Perdana vs. SMK Taman Yarl

p.s : if i wrote something wrong up there... plz tell me... thx...

This is What I call Creativity...

2009-03-15T03:18:00.000-07:00

This music video is bloody creative... u dun need coldplay to be there for the whole music video shoot... check this out... i cant stop watching it... but i think xiu ling's wan is better...

I Feel Wasted...

2009-03-13T09:24:00.000-07:00

Just ate a bowl of instant noodles... its 12.24 am...

the noodles were supposed to be herbal vegetarian flavour... but i added two eggs and a piece of leftover fish fillet...

man i can feel the noodles running through the oesophagus... how am i gonna sleep tonite...

im now listening to jason mraz... trying to get his beautiful styles and rythm as reference... cuz im in the middle of writing a song... song about people's life... guy's life... wasted life...

btw... im here to announce that i'll be leaving malaysia by the 5th of april... yea i know its ur bday... sry... anyway ciao people... thx for everything... i shall be back 2 years later...

p.s: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

Movie Marathon

2009-03-08T09:14:00.000-07:00

man... today is sunday and i just got all the time to waste... so i went to midvalley for a movie marathon...

The rules for movie marathon are simple... unlike the normal marathon... u dun hav to run around... your eyes will be doin the runnin on the cinema screen...

And the most important thing u need for this marathon is cash... because cash equals to movie tickets+popcorn and a soft drink... and u need at least RM50...

So i went to gardens 1st because its gonna be packed in midvalley... to watch movie in gardens... u need RM20 for one ticket... am i crazy? yes i am... i wont be movie marathon-ing if im not crazy... lets just say tat im emo... alright?

I went up there... randomly picked a movie... bought a ticket... and watched it...

My first choice was 7 Pounds...

Its Will Smith again... not in a funny movie... but in a serious sad movie... look at the face above... he seemed to be happy... but he was in pain... i like wat he said... i mean the cool phrase in the trailer... "God used 7 days to create the Earth, i used 7 seconds to shatter mine..." somthing like that... cool...

Since he was in pain... his face was like emooooooooo the whole time... he's not young anymore... so check out his wrinkles baby... not the poster above... below...

I almost cried at the end... but im a man... i dun cry...

But i learn something else from this movie... God used 7 days to create the earth, you will shatter yours in 7 seconds... if you play dota...

After 7 pounds... i went to look for my mum and my aunt for lunch... after that... i went up again for another movie... Watchmen...

Watchmen is another super hero movie with some not so super characters because most of them don't have super powers... maybe one or two of them are really cruel... that makes them cool... and the other one has the power of god...

Anyway this movie is just a really complicated super hero movie... its a hero turn villian kind of stuff... i still prefer the old school style... get powers... get another gay costume... fight crime... and live on...

After that movie... went to look for aunt and mom for some yao char guai and tao fu far... then... its time for another movie... again...

So far i've already spent RM40 on the 1st 2 movies... so i decided to hit the crowd in midvalley... squeeze until i get a ticket... squeeze again to get popcorn and coke... then squeeze again to get a seat...

the next movie was Ong Bak 2... very violent movie... and yet... stupid...

you'll see alot of cool moves in it... but the story twist and turn until it falls to a stupid ending... but i enjoyed the action... u get to see elephant riding... kendo... ninjitsu... kung fu... drunken master... and finally... muay thai... stupid huh? how can u mix all of them... this is not rojak...

so at the end of this movie marathon... i spent like about 7 hours... more than RM60 for the whole process... and its was 9 o'clock... another 7 hours wasted...

But if u ask me wat i watched today... i will say... "oh... i saw will smith helping people... by wearing special suit... and he killed the bad guys by slashing their heads in slow-motion...

Wat a waste of time...

South Park Craze

2009-03-04T18:38:00.000-08:00

I've been watcing loads of South Park lately because seriously, i have nothing to do...

So i started the south park episodes from behind... that means i almost finish watching Season 12...

It sounded like Lost or Prison Break because of the season thing... but i just love the creativity and the sense of humour of the Americans...

South Park season 12 featuring the 4 idiots, Eric, Stan, Kyle and Kenny... and Butters plus other same old characters... but this season its really cool... they got Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones... Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama, John McCain and Sarah Palin join forces to steal a diamond... Magic Johnson join forces with Eric and Kyle to search for the cure of cancer...

This is just stupid...

Now im watching Season 11 that features Jesus Christ who came down to save the world in sunglasses... Da Vinci Code style...

Here are some examples of south park if you don't know wat is south park... its the world of warcraft episode... funny shit man...

Let's Hit The Roads

2009-02-25T20:26:00.000-08:00

Few days ago i went to the Auto Bavaria BMW showroom to collect my dad's company car... Its the new BMW 530i... fuyoh... i really hope that i can drive it before i go to india... so... since thats my dad's new car... Merz C180 is defnitely mine... muahaha... call me if u wan a ride...

So in the showroom... check out the pics below... its a bit dark cuz they kiamsiap... they dun wanna turn on the lights for me... u'll know why...

Auto Bavaria!!!

BMW M6... dun mess with it...

M3 Sedan... dun mess wit it either...

Dads 530i...

BMW's motorcycle...

Take this motorcycles and compare with msia's Kriss Modenas... Ride these and be the Rempit Champion...

Check this out... me sitting in M6 with my siglet, shorts and worst of all... SLIPPERS... no wonder they dun wanna on the lights for me...

This M6 is beautiful from the outside... but its very uncomfortable inside... thumbs down...

I still prefer this car...

Ran over to the mini cooper side for a few shots... Ys's favourite car!!!

White mini cooper...

Although all these cars are impressive and i'll be driving the merz... i still prefer Nissan Fairlady 350Z... check out the future me below...

P.s: i took this pic outside eden... i wonder who's car is that...

I Don't Feel Loved and 遇见寂莫

2009-02-17T19:57:00.000-08:00

ok... I don't feel loved is a song i wrote for the biotech video competition music video category and won the first prize... thx tay and edwin...

Since i've left taylors for a very long time... there shouldn't be any copyright problems... so im posting it here... check it out!!!

Singer: Jerome Kay
Background Singer: Edwin Chiew
Rapper: Joshua Kay
Composed and Arranged Joshua Kay
Lyric by Joshua Kay

Lyric for "I Don't Feel Loved"

Verse 1
Wassup now this is mr e edwin
So called awake from the place you’re sleeping in
The place you’re living in
Just go falling in
No place for ya’ll to be fooling in
Not even sunlight can be shining into
My window
Under the lights not even a single shadow
I stood up spoke out
But no voice is coming out from me
All i could do was nothing you see

Verse 2
By then
Me and my friend technology
Standing freely side by side of every country
Economy won’t stand without its help
And it all happens without a warning
All the people would be standing by
All educated and civilized
As time goes on
You would be right
As time goes on
I’ll be alright
As time goes on
I would end the fight
But until the night
You ppl hav to sing it till its right

Chorus
Every time everytime i see you
For the love for the care i gave u
For the things for the words that you said
Why i don’t feel loved

Verse 3
For the times im in deep frustration
For the times im in deep loneliness
Cuz loneliness just don’t work for me
come sit down and talk to me
Outside the window It seems unfair
Whats so unfair
It’s how you treated me
Whats so unfair
Is wat u want from me
But all i could see
Was just money money
It seems funny funny
For i know there is no family
Waiting for me to be back
home
I was created for some reasons
But there’re still people hating me
Religious people having demonstrations
Screaming out God’s definition
Screaming out for my execution
Like the presence of me is a revolution
As i
Maintained the same way
As i
living the same way
As i
Haven’t found the purpose of living this life
but all i could do is to sing the song

Back to Chorus

Verse 4
I used to be slacking off
And all the body parts from me are just coming off
As i realized that my time was near
Just regretted for having no fear
Should’ve been gone
But i’ve stayed along
Letting off all opportunity
Just to live in my anxiety
Cause i thought you were helping me
But
I got cheated
Instead of healing me
You end up killing me
For all the trust the love you get from me
It all ends up becoming hatred
You were always there for me
But now im really disappointed
As i opened my eyes
I see nothing but the sky
I see time flies
I see nothing but angels singing praises with me
Come on ya’ll sing with me

Ok... the next song is not my song... its edwin's song for the fanshus... the only song that was successfully recorded during his stay here... so... fanshus... be proud... at least u guys have an EP... its called 遇见寂莫... *clap clap!!!*

Singer: Edwin Chiew and Jerome Kay
Lyric by Tan Xiu Ling
Composed and Arranged by Edwin Chiew

i still dont have the lyric for 遇见寂莫... i'll get it from edwin tonite... sry

SAW-A-D-CUP!!! 2

2009-02-05T03:56:00.000-08:00

Continue...

Day 3

Woke up bout the same time as the 2nd day... buffet breakfast again... same food... at least they have maceroni... and sausages...

went to that exibition again... got really really bored...
so i became damn adventurous and travelled really far...

walked across the quiet street to Impact Challenger... the other better and nicer convention centre right opposite Impact Convention Centre...

Went to the ground floor and i finally found my favourite word... FOOD!!!
Its the food atrium at the ground floor of the Impact Challenger... Check out the restaurants...

FOOD!!!... atrium...

Impact Challenger...

Another security check for bombers...

Snail-like structure...

Impressive... U cant find something like this in msia... too bad!!!

Zen by Secret Recipe...

Kentucky Fried Chicken... got babi?

Starbucks...

Stopped by for a Caremel...

I paid 100 for a caremel... baths of course... check out that counter-girl's name... hehe...

inside starbucks... empty....

Later that evening after the exibition... we went back to the hotel to washed up... then dad's agent brought us to a german restaurant for a meal... its called Tawandang German Brewery... its a very big restaurant... it doesnt look big from the outside... but when u hit the inside... open up your jaws man... its very very big for a restaurant... check it out....

This is only half of the whole building...

the other part...

Wats so special bout this restaurant? they brew their own beer... man it tasted good!!!

The mashing machine for the beer...

Fermentation centre... produce alcohol... go read chemistry...

storage centre...

dad's agent...

the other agent... this guy can drink 10 jugs... then sleep... i oso can...

My jug of beer...

Since 1999... 10 years old...

half way through...

The biggest pork knuckle i've ever seen... deeo fried man!!!

im done... *burp*... *!hick!*

stage performances... on large screen...

stage performance...

After that heavy meal... sleep... fat...

p.s: the people there can really sing oh... opera sound then ends wit dolphin high pitch... man wei...

Day 4

Finally... last day of the exibition... cant stand it anymore...

Woke up same time... same meal... same destination...

took som pics of the lake beside my hotel...

Its so cold outside... look at the mist...

Where is the sun?

Found it...

ran away again to look mcd's Samurai Pork Burger...

but sadly... it wasnt opened at 10am... omg... lazy thais...

so took more pics again...

mcd clown doin "sawadikarp"...

Pocky!!! not Rocky!!!

The exibition ended at about 12pm... went back to the hotel to packed up everything... dad's agent send us to the airport... checked in about 4pm... reached home at about... 1am... u know why? airasia lah...

thai airport...

check in area...

dad's agent gave me my 1st angpao... made of plastic...

i bought these elephants in thailand... fanshus... plz choose wan... tell me which row and which line you want on the cbox... book for u... e.g. the 1st red wan on top... "line 1 row 1" row is horizontal... line is vertical...

p.s: my room number is 211... sadly my uncle passed away on the 21st of january... coincidence?

SAW-A-D-CUP!!!

2009-01-31T00:32:00.000-08:00

Actually the title means Sawadikap... its "hi" in thai... the title is set to attract some dirty minded ppl to read... ppl like tay, cs, birdman... blah blah...

The week before chinese new year i wasnt here... i was in thailand!!! The land of the rice... the land of the pondan... the land of legal red light district... the land of horror movies... the land of anything bizzare that you can think of...

I followed my dad there becuz there was an exibition bout mapping and other satellite stuff at the Impact Convention Centre in Sukhotai or sumwhere in bangkok lah...

Lets's start from day 1

DAY 1

Went to LCCT to catch a flight... As usual... we took AirAsia... the cheap one...
We departed at about 4pm and reached there at about 6pm...
My dad's agent fetched us to the hotel...
1st i thought was Eastin hotel... The super high class hotel in Damansara...
But it turned out to be the Eastin Lakeside Hotel!!!
The lousiest hotel in town...

A signboard somewhere in town... is tat number for "special service"?

Well... betta than nothing... Checked into the hotel at about 8pm... The skinny receptionist greeted us (Sawadikar...) and gave us the key to Room 211...

We got into our room... unpacked our stuff... and... as always... we were hungry...
Went out to look for some food near the hotel...
Surprisingly... all the buildings outside our hotel were almost abondoned!!! It was like a ghost town... scary...
But we cannot bare the pain of hunger so we went to look at some small shoplots around...
We went into a restaurant that has alot of signboards outside written in thai... i dun think the restaurant is meant for tourist... and the owner of the shop dun even know how to speak english... so sign language is still the best international languange... luckily the menu is written in english...

Omg... everything is in thai...

Green Chicken? Incredible hulk chicken version...

Nice table and chair...

Drinking water in glass bottle... tasted a little weird...

Jelly Noodle?

So we ate up everything at back to the hotel for loads of sleep...

p.s : Sawadikap is for guys... Sawadikar is for gals... Sawadikarp? for edwin... hehe...

Day 2

Woke up at about 6am in the morning... malaysian time... so its about 5am in thailand... washed up... buffet breakfast... and waited there for the agent to pick us up at the lobby... the waether was misty in the morning... u can hardly see anything through the thick mist... its weird to see mist in bangkok... cold...

The other agent went to pick us up with his new chevrolet optra... very nice car...

headed straight to the Impact Convention Centre somewhere near the hotel...

Took down everything for the car and walk through the metal detector... wow... metal detector? who wants to take over a convention centre filled with thais using AK47?... the thais are even more dangerous than you think... they checked my wild channel bag for bombs and weapons too...

Setup all the spectrometre and other stuff at our booth... and when its all done... i juz sit there... and stare... and stare... and stare... and stare... at nothing...

i cant believe it... there wasnt many people there... even if there are... i bet they are more intrested in the food outside... boring...

so i took out my phone to snap some pics... snap... snap... snap... cabut...

Our booth...

ASD's Spectrometre...

Other booths...

Weird looking students...

Looooook at that giant in shorts...

Names and phone numbers... in thai...

The oversized ME in my undersized pants... those are Bata's...

Entrance wit a metal detector...

3 cute elephants somewhere near the entrance...

Impact Conevntion Centre...

The small garden outside...

Garden...

Thai dog... (my shadow!!!)

Taxi... alot betta than Malaysia's proton saga...

Is this a police car?

Inside the convention centre...

Thai's satellite... They owned one?

THEOS...

Fuyoh...

After 5pm... everything is over... packed up our stuff and left some behind for tomorrow...
Went back to the hotel for a rest...
Later at night... we went to the new shopping centre somewhere in bangkok... its called Central Plaza... we took a taxi there and we paid about 500bath (about rm5)...

That shooping central looks abit like Suria KLCC in Kuala Lumpur... but it looks more like Berjaya Time Square from the outside... very nice place...

Central Entrance...

Every floors...

After surveying every floors there... we ended up eating in MK restaurant... there were alot of japanese restaurants in central plaza... where are all the thai restaurants? btw my dad said there is another mk restaurant in Damansara... u can go and try it... the difference is obviously the presence of pork in their menu... thailand is a bloody pork wonderland!!!

MK restaurant...

Steamboat meal... mushroom and seafood set... yummy!!!

Look at the scoop... it looks like a duck...

After our meal we when to check out the arcade somewhere nearby.... The hottest game there is Outrun... dunno which outrun... latest version i guess... nobody plays initial d there... u can even play metal slug on ps2 by putting a token in it... u can even play pool in the arcade...

Outrun

Metal Slug on Ps2

Lonely initial d...

Pool!!!

First class seats in the cinema...

600bath... about rm60...

Bata in thailand...

Look at the discounts...

You muz be above 110cm to get into the cinema... evoney cannot go in... hehe...

Nice looking chair....

Powerbuy...

Thai food court...

They say its cow... i say its another green pork...

After all these window shopping... we headed back to the hotel for a good nite sleep...

p.s: bought a toothpaste there... we didnt brush our teeth that day... eeewww... shall blog about other thai stuff later...

Viva la Southo Parko!!!

2009-01-19T08:46:00.000-08:00

This is me in South Park, Colorado... performing in front of some shitheads... i dun play the guitar... tats y im not struming it... juz holding it... and im juz screamming in front of the crowd... not singing... screaming HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

this guy looks more like david cook... juz tat david is in his casuals and im in my suit...

ps... david is singing... im screaming... look at the eyes...

Another movie...

2009-01-15T04:25:00.000-08:00

I've been really really free thses few days cuz i juz finished my SAM... now i juz got my offer letter from Penang International Dental College and im got to go india for the 1st two years...
T.T... i dun wanna go india...

So... as i have said... i've been watching tonnes of movie and juz finished watching0 a new taiwanese movie... 海角七号!!!

This movie rocks man... it won loads of awards... dunno wat sort of confusing awards... and seriously... it rocks!!!

This movie is about a guy who play and sing in a band in taipei 15 years ago... but i dunno y he gave up and when back to his old kampung hometown which is filled up wit old people where all the young people are in big cities doing their job... One day a japenese model(super hot!!!) was looking for band players to perform at the beach... open air concert... cool huh? At first he was reluctant to join the band... but in the end he joined it... and then... blah blah blah... so see yourself how well the band did on stage... very nice show... go watch it!

Here again... another trailer...

Shit of all shits...

2009-01-14T16:57:00.001-08:00

Ok lah... i finally found one movie that is even more worst than Juno... Which is... DISASTER MOVIE!!!

Again... another movie... that makes fun of every movie like ironman, batman, hulk and JUNO!!!
Its like scary movie, scary movie 2, scary movie 3 and scary movie 4... but it lacks a simple sense of humour...

After scary movie 4... there goes epic movie... which is pure dumbass... and date movie.... im sorry cuz i haven watch it yet... and now here comes disaster movie... which is another big disaster... but if u hate juno and that bleeker kid... watch them play guitar and get smack on the head... it sucks... disaster movie sucks...

Special stars in that movie such as Alvin the zombie(chipmunks) who killed juno, beowolf who kept repeating himself, black midget indiana jones, flavour fav and even high school musical with the big fat chad danforth and retarted looking troy... and the slutty cheerleaders...

so at least juno is not anymore at the bottom of my list... congrats!!!

Here's a trailer of that stupid DISASTER MOVIE...

What Sucks and What's Not

2009-01-13T06:24:00.000-08:00

Ok... for these few months i've been watching loads of movies... and some of them are pretty good... some of them are okay... and some of them turn out to be loads of junk... Let me show you wats good for you...

Top of the list? IP MAN!!!

Ip man is the master of Bruce Lee... who taught him Wing Chun that made him a superstar... but the true master is always forgotten by us... which is IP MAN... not internet provider man... Ip man is his name pronounced in cantonese... 叶问... cool name for a china man tat fought the japanese... Anyway... why we should watch this movie? Check this out... look at these vids below... tats why you should watch this movie... look at how he use wing chun to destroy all his enemies...

This is his 1st fight in the movie... everybody knows ip man is the strongest kung fu master in his town... so master liu is the new master in town and he challenged ip man... and get his butt kicked...

Another kung fu master from the north went to ip man's town to challenge all the masters... But still... ip man was unbeatable...

When the japanese attacked china... many people were starving... the japanese invited a few chinese who knows kung fu to challenge their karate... for those who win will get a bag of rice...
ip man fought 10 of them and... tabao! this scene is a must-watch...

See how ip man protect his family from the japanese...

and see how ip man fought with the strongest general...

This is the trailer of this great movie... watch it!!!

And now... the worst... JUNO!!!

The movie Juno is about a girl named Juno... who had sex wit a guy who runs 8 miles a day... then she got pregnant and life goes on... wth!!! it sucks... i mean... it really sux... so u know wat to do... juz watch the trailer below to get the idea about that movie...

So tat's all bout all this movie stuff... get a life and go watch ip man...

p.s. if u dun wanna waste a single cent on ip man's dvd... and u are too lazy to download and wait... watch it on youtube... the whole movie... its there...

幸福的點名遊戲

2009-01-09T23:43:00.001-08:00

幸福的點名遊戲
幸福點點名遊戲規則
回答下列問題，並貼到自己的網誌or報台
寫完後，自己多加一個問題
然後傳給十個人，可以點被點過的人
被你點到的人你要去跟他說，我點到你了
寫完後去跟點到你的人說「我寫完了」
不可以不寫喔，不然幸福就會跑掉喔
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1.我的大名：郭子浩

2.我的生日：三月三十一日

3.誰傳給你的:
谢苑瑄

4.說出五個好朋友 : 番薯。。。还有。。。很多。。。写不完

6.生日想要得到什麼禮物：我要身体健康

7.近期開心的是 : 跟朋友出街。。。

8.近期壓力大的是：写不出歌。。。

9.未來想做什麼啊：音乐家

10.有沒有喜歡的人：暂时没有。。。

11.同學會要回去找老師嗎: Ah tai loh

12.跟誰出去最幸福：番薯

13.如果你的兩個好友吵架了：让他／她们咯．．．

14.跟情人出去最想去哪：环游世界．．．　可是没钱．．．

15.聖誕節要做啥：吃喝玩乐

16.最想跟誰過聖誕節：家人

17.有沒有起床氣：不明白

18.有幾個兄弟姐妹：１

19.最喜歡的一首歌(女生的) : 人质－张惠妹

20.最喜歡的一首歌(男生的)：番薯的歌．．．

21.喜歡什麼顏色：黑

22.上廁所會不會先沖水：不是一定要的嚒．．．

23.愛不愛我：谁?

24.喜歡男生還是女生：要看是谁咯．．．

42.最想大聲說什麼: ＨＥＬＬＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ！！！

43.半夜敢不敢自己上廁所：我怕大壁虎．．．

44.上廁所會不會脫褲褲：拉拉链．．．

46.誰很欠打：某某人

47.現在很迷什麼：音乐

48.睡相很差：我看不到

49.現在的時間：３．１４ＰＭ

50.是否痛恨傳給你點卷的人：当然不会

51.體重多少：８５．．．　不要笑

52.今天天氣：阴天

53.你懷孕了嗎：是.．．　大概有四个月大．．．

54.你若中樂透最想做什麼：医自己的白痴病．．．

55.大學生一定要玩的活動：不知道
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【點名人物】 (不分先後) [大家给点面子拉]
1. pud

2. tay

3. adam

4. edwin

5. vonney

6. yuan shiuan

7. joo ling

8. big edwin

9. henry

10. jocelyn

01-【４號認識６號嗎】：当然．．．

02-【１０號是男還是女】：女的

03-【
８號的興趣是】：写英文文章０

04-【１號有沒有兄弟姐妹】：有．．．吧．．．

05-【７號姓氏】：ＴＥＨ

06-【１０號人緣好嗎】：不错

07-【４號有人追嗎】：
他很神密．．．

08-【承上２號呢】：不明白．．．

09-【６號喜歡的顏色是】：她不染头发.．．　我觉得她喜欢黑．．．

10-【３號和１０號是朋友嗎】：是哦．．．

11-【８號的生日是】：他.．．　对不起.．．　忘了．．．

12-【５號讀哪呢】：本地

13-【你怎麼認識１０號的】：college 同学

14-【你跟１號的生日差幾個月】：我的记性很差．．．

15-【你和９號有出去玩過嗎】：有．．．

16-【你喜歡和２號聊天嗎】：嘿．．．　不错．．．

17-【你喜歡和３號在一起嗎】：嘿．．．　也不错．．．

18-【你覺得７號人怎樣】：凶．．．　可是外硬内软．．．不错咯．．．

19-【你覺得９號人怎麼樣】：不错不错．．．

20-【你愛５號嗎】：可是她爱的是小强．．．

1.是誰傳給你這份問卷的：谢苑瑄

2.你們認識多久呢：1年了

3.你覺得他(她)對你來說很重要嗎：重要．．．

4.你與他(她)的關係是：好朋友

5.請問他(她)的興趣是：讲废话

6.你覺得他(她)的個性如何：有学长团团长的个性！！！

7.他(她)在你心目中是幾分：与所有番薯一样．．．　满分！！！

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＊睡覺前第一件事：关眼睛

＊起床前第一件事：开眼睛

＊你的偶像是：我自己

＊你喜歡的季節：
秋夏秋冬

＊你打工過嗎：没有

＊打工次數：没有

＊你想去的國家：美国

＊你討厭什麼樣的個性: 反骨仔

＊你會抽菸嗎：没有

＊你會喝酒嗎：很少

＊你常哭嗎: 男人不流泪

＊你常笑嗎：我比较喜欢逗人笑

＊你喜歡去哪兒玩：有得玩就可以了

＊去玩時喜歡一個人去嗎：看咯..．

＊是假日時你都睡到幾點：看昨晚几点睡．．．

＊今天的天氣是（晴
雨
陰）：阴

＊朋友和情人你會選擇：看情况

＊機會和命運你會選擇：看情况

＊你很自戀嗎：不会．．．

＊你有穿過耳洞嗎：没有

＊這問卷多不多：手指累了

＊要怎樣才能讓自己過的好一點：做自己．．．　拥有自己的风格

＊喜歡吃冰嗎：不喜欢了．．．

＊現在幸福嗎：我超幸福

＊最在乎哪幾個朋友：都很在乎

＊房間裡最重要的東西是什麼：琴

＊最常夢到什麼：吃

＊男人精神出軌要不要原諒他：不明白

＊你認為人生的意義是什麼：做自己想做的

＊嗯.........你好吗？^^：好！！！　ＨＥＬＬＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ！！！

＊你现在在听什么歌: 一个像夏天一个像秋天－范玮琪

Tagged by Evoney...

2009-01-09T08:00:00.000-08:00

Instructions :Strike out the NO's or Underline/Colour/Bold the YES's and Tag 6 people after you've done!

1. Coffee / Tea
2. Noodles / Rice
3. Ocean / Lake
4. Phone / Computer
5. Smsing / Calling
6. Durians / Fried Worms
7. Coke / Sprite
8. Cold weather / Hot weather
9. Pancakes / Waffles
10. Sand / Grass
11. Vanilla / Chocolate
12. Coughing / Sneezing
13. Paper / Plastic
14. Gold "BLING BLING!!!" / Silver
15. Watermelon / Strawberry
16. Slippers / Shoes
17. Early Bird / Night Owl
18. Books / Magazine
19. Tall / Short
20. Heaven Above / Paradise on Earth "LET'S GET THE PARTAY STARTED!!!"

I tag :
Joo
Pud
Ed
Shiuanny
Adam
Tay

Why So Serious... (Dark Knight 2008)

2009-01-04T17:10:00.000-08:00

Wassup again... alot of things happened after prom nite and all i can say is... *phew* tiring... and fun...

1st it was the fanshus songwriting and recording session... all da fanshus came accept chuan shinn came... cuz he went to thailand and successfully get raped everynight... according to him...

The songwriting session was fun but i screwed up cuz i cant sing well... so my song was on hold... till now... Edwin worked on his song and recorded everything within a single nite... so proud of him... the title of his song is 遇见寂寞, lyrics obviously by the pudpud... and music composed by himself... i dunno if i should post his song onto my blog... hav to ask him... whereas my song is called 等待.... still in process... blame dota for da slow production...

After the recordings, it was the fanshus genting trip... only seven out of eight fanshus were there... joo ling cant go cuz her dad dun trust chuan shinn... i mean... the boys... so we enjoyed genting's rainy season but i still get to scream by juz sitting on da flying elephant and HELLOOOOO-ed everyone in genting... i still haven get the pics from chuan and ys cuz my new live messenger doesnt have a sharing folder... too bad...

Then SAM results juz came out... dun wanna talk much bout it... Tay is still staying in my hse cuz he wanna apply for Penang International Dental College... and we GG everyday... GG... now he's back few days ago...

So back to the title... Why so serious... juz finish watching batman... joker said tat phrase while he was explaining how he got the cuts on his mouth... cool movie... so joker is telling everyone to relax... why so serious? relax... we all muz relax... sleep more... HELLOOOOOOOOO more!!!

Today i feel like posting all the pics in my phone onto my blog... juz to show everyone how much fun i had in college... gg...

Some of our genting trip pics

Tay in my house...

Some of out studying pics

Wat can u see here... edwin took it...

ETHAN!!!

Chuan Shinn's Bday celebration...

Edwin, pudpud and me got bored and cold after studying hard... so... ss time...

Waiting for class to start...

DENISE!!!

so called studying again...

CHAMPION!!!

Last day of SAM programme...

Lepak-ed in MCD...

Forgot the name of this restaurant...

Class pics...

Back from sunway... in joo's car...

In sunway...

Last dinner in Subang... the steamboat sucks man...

More last day pics...

Got kachat...

Took this shiok sendiri pic in a shop... cctv screen...

Tats all the pics i got... hope u enjoyed it...

p.s: was too lazy to edit da pics... so there are some unrotated pics... do it urself lah...

A Night of Everlasting Fun

2008-11-20T05:29:00.001-08:00

On 19^th of November 2008, South Australian Matriculation (SAM) programme of Taylor's University College held a prom night at Sunway Lagoon Resort Hotel Grand Ballroom… I was one of the crazy people attending that event… Crazy enough to buy that RM120 ticket… Eventually that Rm120 I spent was worthwhile as the service and the venue rocks!!! The event starts a 6pm… but u know… the organizers are Malaysians and they know really well about the Malaysian time zone… Every event starts two hours later than the original time… So the event started about 8pm… Everyone was late including me… It was really jammed outside Sunway shopping Centre… Another Malaysian speciality… Meet up with some friends (Steven, Kok Weng, Wen Chern and Yeehon) in the shopping centre carpark to put my stuff in his car… then we walk all the way to the resort… met Ziqian wit a guy on the way… then we met Jocin sitting in the lobby waiting… Saw Adam, Tay and Edwin Chen… They all look so smart in their formal attire… Picture time… Steven brought his SLR and showed his skills… *Click* Here are some pics from him posted on Flickr…

The ticket...

Hunkies!!!

Hotties!!!

Posers...

The girls went there late wit their new hairstyle… it was really shocking to see them… they were so pretty… especially Lin Fong(Edwin Chiew's Friend)… Cant even recognise her… *drool*… oh.. sry… suck it back… Saw benny and tharani sitting inside waiting for the event to start… Chatted around with everyone till food is served… But we spent most of the time talking and taking shoik sendiri pics…

Xiu Ling's New Hairstyle... Shocking!!!

Yuan Shiuan's New Hairstyle... Heart-Attacking!!!

Jooling's New Hairstyle... Suffocating!!!

Evoney's(right) New Hairstyle... Fainting!!!

Me and Adam are legally gay...

Me and Jooling

Me and Yuan Shiuan

Me and Evoney

Me and Xiu Ling

Tharani and Joo ling

From left... Jocin, Ziqian, Yuan Shiuan, Susan, Xiu ling, evoney, and jooling

And very far below... Chuan Shinn(Sry!)

Our Table

Class photo

Jooling and Xiu Ling

Steven the Retarded Photographer (who's tat retard behind?)

Dr Santha in her beautiful Saree

Da Gals...

Mr Wang!

Teck juan and yeehon got high...

Cheeky Kok Weng

Cheeky Chih Ping

Wen Chern the God of Dirty Brains...

The event ended at 11pm with everyone dancing crazily inside the ballroom… the dJ rocks!!! Later we used the coupon that was given by the organizers… Euphoria coupons… hehehe… Euphoria is a club right beside the resort… by using the coupons… we dun need to pay a single sen to get in… no door fees or entrance fee or something… those who had not enough of dancing can continue there… but the girls weren't sporting enough to dance… and jooling they all need to go home… so I followed her back to subang FTZ Asia Café to meet up with the dota gang… she said she and evoney and yuan shiuan need to go home to watch Astro on demand… while Small Edwin Chen and Xiu ling stayed in Euphoria…

Euphoria right beside the resort

Euhoria tag on my hand

Dota Gang was already having fun there I joined them dota… kena pawned every round but beat adam on da first round… hehe… tinker… we played until about 5am in the morning(20^th)… unitl my eyes is filled wit tears… we later went to Hassan's for some mamak… idiot adam wants to squeeze with me in the front seat… retarded steven cant drive properly… later went to Tay's hse to end our day… stayed up talking nonsense till 7am… tay was found snoring beside us… then it was my turn… Zzzz…

Blur people at Hassan's...

Adam and paiseh tay...

Edwin chen and kok weng in hot pants...

Dirty bastard who pee'd in woman's toilet...

Woke up at 10am and travel back home via ktm… then… sleep…

Its Over…

2008-11-12T10:10:00.001-08:00

After such a long time not posting anything here… according to evoney… pioneer succession is occurring… thus I must clear off all da lalang and grow something even more interesting…

SAM is now officially over as I have just finished my last paper today… wat a year… I cant believe tat I can actually finish this course….

Now I shall introduce my classmates to everyone… ladies and gentlemen… a big round of applause to my homies of G12!!!

Let's start from da 1^st row from left to right…

Chuan Shinn, Pudpudling a.k.a Potato or fanshu, Dr. Santha (ESL teacher), Joo ling, Retna, Yuan Shiuan, Joanne, Tay, Yee Hon, and da gay boy below is Adam…

2^nd row… Kok Weng, Edwin Chiew, Edwin Chen, Shamaine, Preeta, Wen Chern, and ME!!!

See got one potato head sprouting out all of a sudden behind there? Tat is da mini evoney!!!

Those who are missing in action…

Hannah (found her studying in da library…), Phui Yan, Jocelyn, Jocin, Tharani, Sharon, Zi Qian, Benny, (all went home… emo-ed after Pn Mahani's emo speech), Chih Ping(not sure) and of course Steven da class Rep ( u know where is he? He is da camera man lah…)

All together 27 people… I think… if got anyone missing… sorry lah… exam stress… but I will always remember G12…

Now im gonna show you da people who I hang out with… alphabetical order… dun complain… cuz everyone is equally important to me…

We shall start with Adam

You may think that he is a big giant taiko… actually he is a gentle giant… vegetarian T-rex… or whatever lah… winnie the poo lah…

Look at him… dun you feel like fondling his hair? No? try his ass… He flashed his ass at me one day during a basketball game… not only to me but to dab ball gal… omg… adam, u thought this image is ganna haunt me every night… but actually… hehe… sweet dreams wei… tempting too… He is da one who usually join me in da library before mid year exams… tat is when he started telling me all his problems… I appreciate it… but tell u da truth lah… I dun remember a single thing... sorry lah… its not good to keep all da problems in da head… Dinner wit u was fun… remember da Dr Santha's Sister near da burger stall? She was looking at u… im sure…

Next is Chia Yuan Shiuan

Look at her… isn't she cool… at first I thought she was a very quiet person… so quiet until I dun even know whether she exist or not… but after knowing her abit… she can actually talk eh… *clap….* sorry lah… u must talk more… she is one fo da fanshu… which is a group in our class… she is a very good friend of jooling… and I like her long hair… new hair style eh…. Dun cut oh… she is also da camerawoman of our group… as she always brings her camera along(sony rite?)… then she will post all da pics on facebook and creates a long forum there… lazy to read lah… sorry I only got one of ur solo pic… send me more if u wan…

Then we shall move on to Edwin Chiew

Edwin Chiew… da best pal in college… stop touching my fats… but too bad lah… ur gonna miss it… forever… u are the 1^st person tat I got close wit in college… very close indeed… at first u were a bit scary wit tat along moustache… like rapist… but after u shave ah… u become like jooling's taugeh… taukei lah… u are also the worst camwhore (male) I've ever seen in my whole life… never once fail to take a pic… of urself… camera no memory edi lah… stop it… and u always look at ur own reflection to check ur hairstyle whenever u can find a mirror or something that can reflect ur image… car windows, water, toilet bowl, pee… anything… but u always help me in my studies as u are da smart one and in da donkey… smart ass… thanks for everything…

Tan Xiu Ling

Wth wth wth… dun curse too much… u are a gal u know… wat tmd lah… mu zhi lah… dun eh… this is da potato boss… fanshu tou… even when she eats ice cream… a potato stick(French fries) must be stucked there… after half a year I only get to know her… forgot how edi… but I actually talk to her once before mid year… which is during da English presentation… I asked her a lot of questions… sorry lah… wanna show off abit mah… if Edwin is da king of camwhores… da goddess is this potato… same like Edwin… big camwhore… her phone exploded many times containing wit her own pics only… teruk… but Edwin always bully her… haha… nothing to say… big advice to everyone… never leave ur phone alone… she will use it to camwhore… tat was wat happened to me… if I show all her pics here… my blog cannot tahan and explode oso…

Tan Chuan Shinn

This is another fanshu… who is a banana… but he knows how to speak mandarin… he is… ahem… short… compare wit other guys but he is smart… yea… short and dangerous… his brains can kill… but when he gets dirty… he can be very creative… look at tat pic up there… u know wats goin on… u dun mess wit da CHUAN SHINN!!! Thanks for da ride to ktm station…

Tay Choon Hoong

A guy wit da hottest body in town… unbeatable… boobs oso big… but not soft… touch it if u wan to… he is da coldest guy I've ever met… ask him to tell a lame joke… straight away he will give u one… for example… if ur phone has no line wat must u do? His answer? Take a pencil and draw a line lah!!! Swt… other than that, he can counter-attack u when u say a lame joke too… no play play wei… he and his other friends always join me studying after in da library after school… then at around 7pm… dinner time… sometimes wit Adam… and he and Adam are the ones who successfully convince me to play dota… no turning back… dun play lah…. Dota sucks…

Teh Joo Ling
Look at her angry face… u'll know wat type of person she is… she was my primary school classmate in Kuen Cheng 2 and she sat beside me… that time her stare can kill wei… my friend birdman suffered tremendously sitting beside her… now… I get to see her again in college… same class… same fanshu group… wat a coincidence… now her stare cant kill… but she learnt 2 new kung fu skills… which are the force laugh and her jumping nose… very funny wei… ok… when she laughs… she uses all her force to push da voice out… if she laughs like that ah… can get heart attack eh… just imagine… she got a stomach ache… and she is ready to defecate… then someone makes her laugh… oops… just kidding… then her nose… when she laughs… her nose will jump like jelly beans!!! U all must see her laugh… memorable…

Yevonne

This is another smart person u dun wanna mess with… dun get fooled by her cute looks… she is actually Miss Param's (Bio teacher) A20 student!!! She is a very hardworking student and always scores very high marks for every examination… her movements and her voice are also very cute… her famous 'wo b yao…' gonna miss it… she is also a very quiet person like yuan shiuan… but after getting to know her… she is actually a very active person… she can also drive like yuan shiuan and jooling… edwin chiew… go learn how to drive lah… her favourite animals are cockroaches and lizards… same wit potato…

Tats all about my friends that I usually hang out wit… I shall update… in a very short time… more about sam…

2008-07-23T18:07:00.000-07:00

No Voice

Today... yee hon lost his voice... due to the best rojak in subang... where u have to line up at the roadside and wait for your turn to grab hold of that tasty rojak... its cost only about RM2... pay extra for sotong and telur... quite nice actually...

Anyway... he lost his voice today and he cannot present his bio shit so i have to take over... so... he lost his voice today... i lost my voice last week... so sad... cuz my life symphony concert is coming and my voice is still not as prefect as Robbie Wlliams... ok lah... lower the standard... david archuleta... haha...

That day i rehearse i front of the mic and a piano and i got so nervous till my song went out of tune... i went off when i hit the high notes... T.T

So i think im recovering now... just wait and c... hehe...

2008-07-15T01:59:00.000-07:00

Tagged by the Bad

OMG... I've been tagged... Anyway check this out...

1. the last person to tag you is?

Edwin Chen Wai Lam a.k.a Big Edwin

2.what is your relationship with him/her?

We are Frienz....

3.your 5 impressions of him/her?

Big... Exploded hair... Plays volleyball... Loves to laugh... and... Funny...

4.the most memorable thing he/she has done for you?

Walk with me to the ktm station... (not hand in hand... cuz im a guy)

5.the most memorable word he/she has say to you?

"Y the train always come late one???"

6.if he/she becomes your lover, you will...

Slap him... and runaway...

7.if he/she becomes your enemy, you will...

Slap him too....

8.if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on...

He'll never be my lover... NEVA!!!

9.if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be...

i stole his lover's heart...

10.the most desire thing to do for him now is?

Sleep... and dota...

11.the overall impressions of him/her now is?

Big and funny...

12.how do you think people around you will feel about you?

They will think that im smart... but actually im stupid...

13. the character you for yourself is?

Lover Boy... hehe...

14.on contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?

I talk alot of nonsense...

15.the most ideal person you wanna be is?

The thin side of me...

16.for the person who cares and likes you, say something about them...

I love all of you...

17. ten people to the quiz

i shall break the chain... there shall be none...

18.who is number 2 having relationship with?

dunno...

19.what gender?
dunno

20.if 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
dunno

21 to 25.
dunno

2008-07-11T04:53:00.000-07:00

Im Loving Angels Instead

Greetings... I come in peace... Since the last post i've been very busy... exams after exams, homework after homework... non-stop action but still cant kick anyone's butt on their face... The life of SAM programme has turned me into a zombie... flesh droping out of my face every single day... blood oozing out of my eyes... blurness is always there... but still... i come in peace...

Tried to blog just now about my sad and happy day but a push on a stupid button on the mouse made everything lost in just a click*.... so not really in the mood now... so im keeping this short...

Denise made me blog today... she always motivates me... dunno y...

So i planned to write bout Little Taiwan... but all screwed up just now... so sorry... maybe next time...

To keep me on track on everything... singing is the best solution... i attended vocal class since march i thing... and my vocals improved... my still can hit high notes... my max is E... if u know wat im saying...

And im gonna perform next month... singing "Angels" by Robbie Williams... cool song to perform as im gonna play the piano and sing...

I just found out that David Archuleta actually performed this song so i searched youtube for the song as reference... he was so sweet on the piano... hehe...

So give me time... im singing it in Cmajor cuz i cant hit the high notes as i have said earlier... Easier for me to play too...

so let me show you his version of "angels"... Next month i'll show you mine... hehe... malu...

Just imagine im him singing there... haha... perasan...

p.s. i come in peace... serious...

2008-05-10T20:22:00.000-07:00

All in One

Yo... I haven been posting stuff in this blog since the day i joined Taylor's Biotech video competition... Now check out this post... i will be posting a list of events that happened to me for the pass few days... i mean months...

Happy Mother's Day

First of all, Happy Mother's Day to all mothers, grandmothers, greatgrandmothers, momma goin-to-be, momma wannabe, single moms and other moms. And of course, my MOM!!!

Biotechnology Video Competition 2008

This event is like the biggest event in taylors... i guess... i joined this competition with my other two friends... Give it up for... Mr Edwin Chiew and Mr Tay Choon Hoong!!! Let me tell u something, these two guys are awesome... they spent alot of time with me doin this biotech shit and they can pass their exam... while im the failure here...

I've been editing this biotech shit and didnt study much for common test 2.... shit...

So basically what i did was shooting the video, edit the video, and wrote a rap song for the video... which i thought was cool... Btw, my team's name is i am edwin... cuz... the clone in the video is edwin!!!

We handed up our video and got into the finals with 9 other teams... there are 2 categories... Documentary and music video... im in the music video...

And lets meet the judges... they all really looked like American Idol's judges... Really...

When its our turn, the judges was like really happy... because they are smilling... im smilling too... Simon Cowell liked judge starts 1st...

Simon: It was brilliant... (that's wat he said to all the contestants) The ending was abit sad... do you thing that this is gonna be the future of biotech...

Me: "Crap... Crap... Crap..."

Simon: i got wat u said...

Then it's randy look-alike... of course with the big tummy...

Randy: You guys did all these stuff professionally... Very good... The recording was clear... how did you do it?

Me: I got a mini-studio at home.

Randy: How bout the video?

Me: I used the green screen technology...

Now it's Asian's Paula turn

Paula: Did you seek help from professionals?

Me: No... No...

Simon(cutting through): They dont need help from professionals, THEY are Professionals!!!

Me: Hehe...

Paula: Ok... they song fits every part of the video... and if my mass comm students (she's a mass comm lecturer from the taylor's petaling branch) is here watching this, they would feel ashamed!!

Me: omg....

Thats all about the conversation we had on stage with the judges... after a long wait in lecture theater 2... the results are finally out...

The cute emcee was annoying... but its ok... i forgive him... " The 'most creative award' for the music video category goes to... team I AM EDWIN" yea....

"The winner of the grand prize goes to I AM EDWIN!!!" OMG... Im extremely happy... Cant believe my ears!!!

The next thing was... me and my teammates holding a mock check on stage... taking pic... journalist and reporters was like swarming towards us... A reporter and a camera man from Bernama TV (astro channel 502) interviewed me... then from the newspapers... i dun know which is which... but who cares...

The next days my song became the hottest ringtone in class... thx for the support...

now i would like to take this oppurtunity to thank the ones who helped and supported us...

miss param... its impossible for us to make it witout ur guidance... happy belated teacher's day to u...

mr darma... thanks for helping us in the lab...

steven... thanks for acting in the video...

adam... thanks for helping us doin that report... i owe u one...

wing sern... thanks for helping me with the video...

jerome my bro... thanks for the voice in the song... although it sounded like a small boy...

mom and dad... thanks for all the support, the videocam, the recording machine, mic, and almost everything...

edwin c... for spending time acting in it

tay... same as above

lecturers and students of g12... who supported us all the way...

last but not least... denise... who supported me too... thx... hehe...

Here's a pic of us holding a moch check...

2008-03-15T03:11:00.000-07:00

I can be your hero bay... bey...

It was drizzling on the road... i was in my car... actually my mom's driving... fetching my bro home from the padang...

the sky was grey... as grey as gandalf the grey.... as grey as dumbledore in harry potter... as grey as... oh wait.... out of topic... sorry... its just grey... we were on our way home...

suddenly there was a traffic jam at the junction of the road towards Old Klang Road... I asked myself "wats happening? is there a problem? or a monster? or could it be wei guang the king of gays? or wen jun the birdman terrorising my territory?" wow... wait... fantasizing again... actually it was a small flood in front...

As you can see its impossible for a kancil to pass but its ok for an Unser... the japanese version of Hummer... So kancil chicken out and made a three point turn... but the chicken always fall... the kancil fell into a small hole and got stuck... ouch!

the fat aunty and her fat daugther came out of the car to take a look... i can see it in their eyes... fear... fear that they might not get home to eat... sadly... they turn around with their depressed eyes searching for hope... suddenly they can see hope coming right at them...

"Oh no!!! its to bright!!! have to cover my eyes!!!" they thought it was a knight in a shining armor... but when the light has dissapeared... all they can see is a boy... not an ordinary boy... its... ME!!! i was tearing my shirt... looking for the "superman" costume... oopss... forgot the wear...uh oh.... actually the light was from the lightning... dun worry im not Pikachu....behind me was my bro... its like batman and robin... more like fatman and bobby the dawg...

with the strength of superman... within seconds.... the car... is still not up yet... thanks to the fat aunty sitting in the car... there goes bobby!!! we tried to push together... with extra strength without tongkat ali... the car is finally up!!! JOSHUA SAVED THE DAY AGAIN!!!

Next time if u see me dun run away!!! u may say "look in the sky!!! wats tat? its a bird!!! its a plane!!! its... its... joshua falling from the sky!!! run before its too late!!!" dun run... save me... Shit!!! fantasizing again....

2008-03-04T00:42:00.000-08:00

9/10

Lan class was really boring... not until i presented my video... For 3 days i've been editing some 10minutes video for lan subject... its about religion... to be more specific... Taoism...

First day, i used a few hours to edit the intro... its was slendid!!! everyone was like excited to see my intro... glad...

Next day we went to the temple somewhere near Steven's (my class rep) house... Me, Kok Weng, Wen Chern, Tay and Yee Hon were there to interview Mr. Frankie the Tao master...
Mr. Frankie was a nice guy... he let us ask a lot of questions and even lent us some video of other Tao masters get possessed by Gods... Its was scary watching it later...

Later i went back to continue editing the interview part... after 15 minutes i can see ZZZ and zzz... sien lah...tats y i cut short the whole interview...

Later i put in the God possession part... the class was shock to see it... at least it wakes everyone up after the boring interview...

I finish editing the video at around 10 pm and found out that i still have to pass up chemistry and physics project stuff the next day... Argh!!! i simply do it and went to sleep...

Back to the title, 9 out of 10 is my video's marks... is my video good?

2008-02-25T22:44:00.001-08:00

Its none of my bussiness...

Malaysia is now a place where it all happens... There are two major things occuring here... Votings and exams... Lets get closer to them...

Vote for the new leader

"Please vote barisan national..." "Vote for and you will have a great future..." "Vote for DAP..." "Vote for PAS..." Blah blah blah... nowadays its impossible to notice that everyone has turn 360 degrees into "election mode"... well not everyone... some just don wanna get involved... including me... MP's are standing out shouting and screaming so that everyone can support for the upcoming election day on March 8... Datuks and datins are moving from one place to another to ask for support... some brought 500 "fans" to show their power... its just like war between parties...

well tats now the only place where the "voting fever" is spreading... taylors college was burning with "Vote for CAL (A levels) student council president" kind of thing... "U vote for me, i do the work"... blah blah blah... to increase votes, they distribute sweets, mamee monster, lollipops and other stuff... they distribute sweets blindly without knowing that they are giving it to SAM students or students from other courses... thanks for the sweets... now i think the voting session is over... silence in the air...

Exams

"Aiyoh... i failed edi lah... i should have studied... if i study ah... i sure get 100 one!!! Don pray pray ah..." Congratulations to all students who passed their exams and keep on the hard work... cuz there will be more waiting for you... its the beginning of the month and the tradisional monthly exams are back again... not only for SAM students but all the students around malaysia... im not sure about university but A levels, secondary students and primary student are now stucking their head on text books...

"eh... what ur answer for question one ah? i duno how to do eh..." "Eh eh show me your paper plz... i wanna check answers lah..." These people just dun give up... after every paper they check their answers with other students... C'mon man... whats over is over... dun get stuck on the same paper again... dun stress urself... move on and prepare for next... this "never give up" attitude is one of the cinapeks attitude... others just go on happily preparing for the next paper whereas the cinapeks are walking along with their sad face... get a life man!!!

Below are some stupid answer that some smart people who never study wrote during their exams... i found it on my moral notes...

2008-02-18T19:53:00.000-08:00

Bomb? I'm scared... NOT!!!

Yesterday there was a bomb scare beside my college, that is the new Inti college builiding... Its a construction yard and the new building is like almost done...

After my bio exam... i saw alot of people gather in front asia cafe opposite inti college(old building)... policemen are surrounding the place...

Later on... the fire fighters are here too... hey 911 replay? im goin to check out wats goin on... alot of foreign workers or construction workers are pointing at the buliding like there is something seroius goin on... but i can see a bunch of little snakes not doin their worker but creating havoc...

when the fire fighters arrived with their loud siren... there is a massive traffic jam in front of taylors... as usual... they got stuck on the way to inti... so they turn on the siren louder so that people will give way to them... hello? one way street man... in the end they gave up because their truck was still at the same position after 5minutes of siren by turning it off... peace bruter!!!

So as we can see this is a problem for inti college... not taylors... but why taylors security guard is trying to get involved? with the speed of light, the kaypohchi security guard took out the sign saying "Emergency Evacuation, Only Emergency Vehicles are allowed to enter" and put at the juction to clear the road... wait... hows my bus gonna come in? shit have to walk up...

The bus arrived and the bus driver was furious... he kept calling everyone fan shu(potato)... not me or i'll give him a slap...

So thats wat i observed yesterday... some say the africans did it... some say its the contractor call faked it because he can't meet the dateline... but i think someone from taylors did it... yesterday was exam day and someone call the police and tell them there is a bomb in taylors because he didnt study... but the policeman heard wrongly and thought it was inti... so the exams are still on but the guy will be knocking his head on the table...

2008-02-14T19:12:00.000-08:00

Here it comes... Here it goes... again...

Happy valentine's day to all... its me again... the same person... same time... same day... doin nothing but blogging in front of the stupid computer...

Nothing better to do... so i checked my msn messenger to look for more loners... fortunately there are still many bachelors sitting around doin nothing... what a relief... not only male bachelors but also lady bachelors too... many lady bachelors... ok im chewing on a mint, getting my hair straight so i'll look sexy... cracking my fingers to tell the bachelors tat... im AVAILABLE TONITE!!!

1st stop... on Denise... oh... she seems so lonely... so am i... chatted wit here happily... but suddenly her bro wants to play computer games and he needs the computer badly... so long... *sigh* sometimes i think computers are stupid when they always ruin my mood...

ok now im gonna stop goin on females... what about the males? Check out cheng mun... sad... he was doin his homework... ok jan yee... sad... doin nothing...

After all that i've lost all mood to "talk"... cuz birdman is not online... i was looking for him actually... but i think he's watching tv at home... not on a date...

So now im checking youtube for valentine's video to share wit everyone... check it out...

I love "jews"!!!

Eat your heart out...

2008-02-12T18:54:00.000-08:00

Destiny

What happens when a malaysian meets someone from Hong kong? Beautiful songs are produced... tis is not a joke... a man from ipoh rises up to the max... or maybe not... Everyone know's him as Point Blanc... meets the man wit a smelly mouth... LMF rapper MC Yan... produced a song called Meng Wan(Destiny)... very nice piece of art... strongly recommend to you...

2008-02-04T21:34:00.001-08:00

My Hood

Under the blazing morning sunlight, i was spraying the floor of the car porch... with my iPod stucked into my ears with the melodious oldies sang by Victor Wong...

How nice to hear Victors voice in the morning other than loud water spraying sound... Suddenly... distrubing unknown sound waves destroyed Victor's vocal and he went out of tune... Darn...

"BoyBoy.... BoyBoy... Chi bao liao mei yo..." There she goes... the usual culprit who killed the peaceful morning... She's the girl next door... i dun know her name but we usually call her Tall Lady...

Tall Lady is a mentally retarded person... she burned her brain because of high fever when she was a kid... now just imagine an adult acting like a child, annoys everyone who walk pass... get the picture?

Now CNY is near... she plays new year song as loud as possible to cover up her "beautiful" vocals... trust me, she can team up with William Hung to sing "Nobody wants to be lonely"...

Other than the tall lady, my hood has even more wierd stuff... From sheep to rabbit... Its a mini zoo i say... No kidding... maybe its a sheep from New Zealand... Its been around for sometime but its gone without a trace... must be in someone's tummy...

After that there was rabbit... they roam freely across the streets without fear... they even went into my garden for a meal!!! But a few months later the stray cats became hungry and fantasized them as rats... *poof*... the rabbits are gone forever...

Now its time for the birds to take over... not normal birds but peacocks... they climb your roof, cross the streets and do anything they like...

King of the animals is an old man who is rich, has the biggest banglo in my hood, has alot of maids, and wears only an underwear to plant something outside the house... another one who is kuku in the head...

When the cats wipe out all his rabbit minions... he seeks for revenge... every afternoon, he wears a pink shirt and a white pants... drives his old merz slowly around the hood looking for cats... when he found one, he opens the car window and shoot the with a catapult... what is his problem?

Tats all about the crazy people around my hood... i will imediately inform everyone when there is a new case...

2008-02-04T02:56:00.000-08:00

Prosperity

Morning was a bit gloomy... A little bit of sunlight will be enough to wake me up... when straight to the computer to play CS... can do killing spree with my smelly mouth...

While i was playin, i noticed a sign of prosperity... it was my little tummy growing up becoming an adult... oh... so sweet... my baby is growing... wait a second... it shouldn't be growing... it should go down and shrink... omg...

luckily im suppose to go gym with birdman today... little tummy must stay little to prepare myself for Chinese New Year... just imagine... everyone wearing nice fit clothes but only me wearing baggy clothes just to cover my fats... argh!!!

While working in the gym, i saw my own stupid reflection in the mirror... omg... not even baggy clothes can cover my tummy... im transforming into God of Prosperity... without the bushy moustache...

Shit... i think i've ruined my "lose weight or die tryin" plan... the fats are coming back... where's my determination? I need to work out!!! No pain, no gain man...

2008-01-31T23:10:00.000-08:00

Battle of the Bands

Wassup again... im now posting a video of our skool band named "Scooby-Doo"... Funny name rite? We got this stupid band name because our group leader Cheng Mun always start our performance by saying "1...2...Scooby Scooby Doo..." haha...

The video below is my 1st skool performance before i graduate from secondary skool... So my band consists of 6 person... Cheng mun-guitarist, Dickson-guitarist, LeeRoy-guitarist, Jerome(my bro)-singer cum guitarists, me-keyboardist, and a violinist who can play canon but i dun remember his name... sorry...

I and my bro was invited to join the band because there was a scouts farewell party at some condo... and the people that we are gonna say goodbye are my classmates... hey, the juniors should say goodbye to me too...

That night when we performed, no one screwed up, but some claimed that they heard cheng mun went out of tune... haha...

We placed our instruments in front of the crowd nervously... but the crowd was friendly... they kept screaming my name..."MC KAY!!! GO MC KAY!!!"... haha... im flattered...

Later on there were some desa one band performing... but still... WE ROCKZ!!!

Check out the video below... we performed three songs, that is "Reason" by Hoobastank, "When you say nothing at all" by Ronan Keating, and last but not least, "Unbreakable" by Westlife...
but only the 1st 2 songs are uploaded on youtube... dun ask me why...

Reason

When you say nothing at all

p/s: i'll be performing again for the interact club IU day...

2008-01-29T19:18:00.000-08:00

Yue Ya Wan

This is a very nice song, i fell in love wit it since the 1st time i hear it...
Check out tis music video, its so perfect...

p/s : dun call me a cinapek or lala or see ham or watever just because i listen to chinese songs...

2008-01-29T18:57:00.000-08:00

To Adam...

Okay since u wan me to credit you for introducing that stupid italian man video...
i shall give u a big...

p/s: for nothing...

2008-01-28T20:29:00.000-08:00

Son of a Beach

Check out this video i found on youtube....

2008-01-27T19:06:00.000-08:00

Gong Hei "FUCK" Choi

Hey, Chinese New Year is just around the corner... Radio stations are playing New Year songs... everyone is laughing and happily awaiting for CNY...

But not everyone... since we all have gone through a fuck up year... Why celebrate now?

Last year was like shit to everyone... especially me and my family... Because of one stupid mosquito... i've lost so many things... support, love, care, and almost eveything that my aunt can give... Heard of dengue? No? Suck shit please... Aedes mosquito suck shit too... all mosquito species suck shit... how many have you all killed? still one more? go kill yourself...

first of all why they exist? God's creation... if you are a Christian you will know... Okay they exixtence helps to balance the ecosystem... But can killing a human change the ecosystem? Oh God... wat are you thinking... why are you not helping the right person at the right time? why the good people have to die early? why you have to take away my aunt from me and everyone who cares?

God was kind... but too kind you see... He took my aunt away... not good... but He also took away my uncle... what the hell is happening? do you thinking its like buy one free one sort of thing? Cant you even let him past year 2007? just a few more days... so unfair...

Secondly, hey doctor susila or watever... can't you diffrenciate between air in stomach and dengue fever? Go back to kindergarden or the jungle and get bitten my mosquitos... suck shit doctors in SJMC... can't even save my aunt... are you sure you guys gave her the right amount of antibiotics? hah? all doctors suck shit...

That why its really a fuck up CNY this year... Even though there is ang pau and people visiting... A lost of family members can't make someone stand up as happy as how we used to be... i know by blaming those idiots can't change the fact... *sigh*

My aunt placed high hopes on me u see... she really wish to see me graduate from university, wearing a square hat... but too bad she can't enjoy the fun with me anymore...

So everyone lets mourn for the dead... and gong hei FUCK choi... cuz im not in the mood...

2008-01-23T18:05:00.000-08:00

Forest Gump Suite

Sup' now teaching myself how to play canon in D without anyone's help... not even my music teacher... Now my music teacher is in the hospital... or maybe back home... cuz she just delivered a baby girl... how nice... but too bad... no more music lessons for me till after chinese new year... so wait lah...

My canon is almost the same as the video from Youtube... im perfecting it now... be patient..

After canon, i'll be playing forest gump suite... althought i have not watch that movie... im in love with that beautiful song... the song below is forest gump suite...

if anyone has the music score for this song plz send to me at jpncrayon@hotmail.com
or paste the url at the shoutbox... thx...

2008-01-21T19:55:00.000-08:00

Where is Sharlinie?

Sup' again... Today i've just presented my video documentation titled Moral Scene Investigation(MSI)... Like CSI but based on moral values... And guess what? My Group got an A+... WOOHOO!!! Hey i've wasted almost a week on editing this stupid video... if the teacher didn't give me an A+ i'll puke on the lecturer's ass...

Back to the title... Last week Friday there was a crime prevention talk to all pre-u students... Mr Joe Singh, chairman of the residents' association was the "Hero"...

1st when his name was announced, he came out doin a two thumbs up sign and showing a Tom Cruise smile... Wat an idiot... Reminds me of Jessy...

He takes the mic and start telling everyone his heroic deeds... like "oh... SERIOUSLY... i have broke the record by catching more than twenty criminals in subang jaya... Dunt think you can run away from me... I got a 500cc Kawasaki motorcycle and i can overtake you within seconds"... or something like that...

Than he starts his stories and example of crime scenes where students were the victims... than ended with nice Thank You...

If Mr joe singh can break records... why not try to find where Sharlinie is... then his residents' association would be famous and he can smile as wide as 10 Tom Cruises... Use your Kawasaki... Form a group that consists of Mat Rempits that has nothing better to do than to waste petrol and harm innocent people...

Lead your group across the coutry, search for Sharlinie and hunt down the kidnapper... Thats the way how he should use his Kawasaki... mat rempit will even have a bright future... or else they are just a bunch of punks...

Hey Malaysia, one after another... kids are going missing... after the 1st(wats her name again???) then comes sharlinie... Parents... cant you read the advertisment? Dun let your child be alone!!! Or astro doesn't even have that kind of ads... sad... I thought we got our CSI: Kuala Lumpur... Or some stupid Gerak Khas... Wat r u doin?

Anyway i really hope that Sharlinie will go back to her family someday... someday...

2008-01-20T23:18:00.000-08:00

Dangerous: Students' Blog Reading Teacher on the LOOSE!!!

Yo im back again just as promised... Just gone through an intresting English class with Miss Rachel Goh after the break... She was an ideal english teacher rather than the present one... The whole class was delighted when they saw her... but later found out that she only comes in today... And "BAM!!!" the whole class when kuku and start screaming for her to come back and teach... Some even planned to throw a tantrum at the administration office... But all seemed fruitless... Its ok... We'll suffer again tomorow and we'll always think about you...

Okay... Back to the title... During chemistry class, the teacher comes in with a perfect smile... too perfect... and as usual, stuff us all with whole lots of chemistry facts till it fills up our heads like a big balloon... She says she's trying her best to get our names stuff up her head but only 4 names were in her list... She knows them all because of their blogs...

Their blogs has been trespassed by our teacher... tat means no privacy... no more insulting tescher behind their backs... or else monday will be your doomsday...

Okay since everyone is writing something "nice" bout her... its my turn then...

Well there is only one thing writen on her forehead, not chemistry... but speed... She come in like a F1 car and starts to pump photochemical smog on you... at a very fast rate... but once the smog has polluted the class, students are filled with joy and laugther as though they have sucked in laughing gass...

Her class is a no stress class... although chemistry is hard... She will act like a fast Barney, the purple dinosaur and sings "I love you, you love me..." remixed version or techno version... not bad eh? They say she's a strict person... not to me...

Thats all bout her... sorry if it hurts someone... dun blame me... im very fragile and i will cry... :p

Anyway i just bought some photostated books... very very cheap... im now looking at my original textbooks and crying out loud... i wan my money back... actually my parents money... *sniff*

2008-01-20T19:25:00.000-08:00

No Pain No Gain

Wassup!!! Im back here after long hours trying to get used to college... Did i said college? Yup, im now officially a college boy although my parents have to pay a large sum of money to make me be one...

Im now studying in taylor's college in subang jaya(the main campus)... Taking Southern Austrailian Matriculation(SAM) course... Pure science... But it doesn't mean i have to go austrialia... Im aiming at IMU...

Now its actually my 3rd week here enjoying the smell of the campus... but i dun like it... cuz im sensing heavy stress is gonna fall on me... SAM is also known as SELF-ABUSE MATRICULATION... So dun take this course if u dun have the guts... tats what my mentor says...

The lecturers here are all good people... no problem for me to aask questions... they dun seemed to be having PMS and they dun scold people for nothing... But no one has been scolded yet... Its still january... just wait and see...

Taylor's is like a big skool with alot of classes... Class starts at 8am and ends at around 3pm... its not easy to open your eyes after 12pm... Every class last for about 50 minutes and 10 mintes is your toilet and walking time(for one class to another)

Im able to cope with everything by now... Im making alot of friens... all are kind and lovely people...

Rite... the reason im writing tis blog today is to announce the result of my weight loss programme... I've lost 7kg for the 1st week but i gain another 4... so the average is 3kg... Blame my cousin sister for the slow process.. she keeps buying food for us... wait ... where is my determination? Gaaahhh!!!

Now im gonna update my blog almost like everyday rather than reading free manga online in the "WEB"... So see u after class... i will update again soon...

2008-01-05T07:52:00.000-08:00

Sawadikarp!!!

Chapter One : The Land of Rice

Just like on KFC ads " U just need RICE!!!" When u think of rice, you'll think about a place... Yes it's Thailand where everyone says SAWADIKAP instead of a simple hi... Yes!!! I have visited than strange place where most of the people are still unfamiliar with it. Now, let's uncover the truth about Thailand as I start it of with this new chapter of Sawadikarp!!!

LCCT Terminal, a place where everyone catches the cheap flight in town, AirAsia. What i meant is EVERYONE!!! Look around, the whole LCCT is packed with tourist from everywhere. Tony Fernandez is a very handsome man to almost everyone cuz of the rates. MAS is about to land. To bring more customers to his flight, the air stewardess dresses up like a ketupat with a terowong in the middle. So man are always trying their luck to stand up higher to see their terowongs until their eyes fall into it. Too bad asians are shorter. Lucky for the guai lohs!!!

Let's now look at MAS, good parking space for their planes at KLIA. Good facilities. And AirAsia, small parking place at LCCT and not so good facilities. Why people prefer AirAsia? Ah.... the price... For RM9 you can fly... Wat about MAS? U know... Go and think about it...

Me, standing in the middle of the crowd, was hungry. After getting the boarding passes, we all went to Coffee Bean for a luxurios meal. A few ice blendeds and salads. Kaching!!! RM120 plz...
I might just swallow a piece of gold.

After filling an empty stomach, its time to fly. A three hours flight with the guai lohs is boring. As we reached the clouds, i've reached my limits. ZZZzzz....

2007-12-13T04:51:00.000-08:00

I can see NBA waiting for me...

Who said my bro can't play basketball? Who said my bro can't dunk on your face? Now meet the super NBA star who starts to dunk at the age of five years old and destroys every hoops he touched. Now I present to you........... JEROME KAY!!!!

Cheng Mun are u satisfied?

Jerome the rimwrecker after a monster jam!!!

2007-12-12T18:19:00.000-08:00

Lose Weight or Die Tryin'

Fat or gemuk in BM and Fei in mandarin is the term that follows me every where i go. As if it is printed on my forehead. Well, as a teenager who loves to dress up properly and hang out with people, im certainly humilated with the costume that im in now.

SPM very stress lah... have to eat more to release stress(excuse), No time to exercise lah...(another excuse)... but in the end it is LAZY lah... Now SPM is over... No time? BLAH!!! Stress? BLAH!!!

Now it all have to change, all have to go... It is time... to LOSE WEIGHT!!!

I still got three months time to work on it... Just imagine me goin to college with tis body size, bouncing around like a ball, rolling into class... and worst of all its me looking at chicks, not chicks looking at me... and tats humilating to me...

Speaking of college, i maybe goin to Russia to study dentistry... Altough its not my dream job but at lease it can help me earn a bowl of rice... Russia is a very cold place... if i got not enough of fats, i'll freeze to death!(shit! another excuse)

So support me in this losing weight campaign (no reward will be given) but you get to see the handsome side of me... haha...

2007-12-10T03:37:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Boy!!!

Wat u get when you come across food and a birthday boy? Birthday party of course! Last week the whole family was invited to my nephew's birthday party. Around 8pm, our Toyota Unser were stuffed with passengers like sardines. At first, we plan to party at the steambost restaurant. Unfortunately, all were closed. So the change our mind and head to some korean buffet bbq restaurant.

Well, when i walked in, it wasn't wat i expected. Big question marks kept bursting all over my head each time i took a step deeper into this mind puzzling restaurant. So here goes the questions:

Q1: When you walk into the restaurant, you will see an Italian like chef statue standing near the cashier. Why the hell it is use to decorate a KOREAN restaurant?

Q2: Alright, get a seat now. And a menu of drinks is given to all of us. Is this a buffet restaurant? Why the drinks sold seperately?

Q3: OK... I'm hungry. Let's check out the food. Kimchi... ok... salad... ok... raw meat... ok... yong taufoo... huh?... Chee cheong fun... HUH??... French fries... HUH!!!!!!! Hey, is this a korean restaurant?

Q4: Nothing more to comment... Im too hungry...

Who cares wat they serve. Let the feast begin!!!

We were give chicken soup and tomyam soup to cook our food. Steamboat style! Then a black piece of metal is placed below the soup to let us cook in bbq stlye.

After all the cooking and eating, i felt thirsty. I noticed that we can drink sirap without paying extra. To the sirap! But in the end, i found out that there is a hair in my drink. AWCKKK!!!!

We had ice cream for dessert and my nephews strike a few post in front on the camera. They just look like models.

For a high price we do everything ourself including the cooking. Not really happy but still satisfied.

Next time, i will show you a better place to enjoy korean delicacy. 100 percent KOREAN!!!

p.s: My aunt/my nephew's grandma passed away recently. I hope she's still here... We all really miss her so much...

2007-12-04T07:20:00.000-08:00

The Reaping

Do you believe the existence of God? If yes, what about Satan and his devil minions? Do you believe in them? To convince you about their existence, please watch The Reaping...

During the era of theold testament, God sent Moses to Egypt to free slaves from suffering. But still the Pharoah does not approve Moses and banish him. Hence, by using God's power, Moses summoned 8 plagues. In the end, all sufferings ended and the slaves were freed.

No signs of plagues will ever happen again, not until now... In The Reaping, Katherine is a university professor who doesn't believe in God anymore since the death of her daughter and husband. She uses scientific theory to proof any phenomenon, which is rather sucessful.

Until one day, Katherine and her Ben were asked to help investigate something strange happening in a small town called Haven by a teacher. Wats so starnge? The river in that town was stained in red blood. The cause is still unknown but the people there think its was brought by a little girl. This cause a stir in the whole town because they taught the 8 plagues it coming back again... will they survive the plagues? Wat can katherine do to investigate the strange happenings there? Watch it to find out...

This movie is rather intresting especially for those who reads the Bible. At the end of the movie, it still leaves me a bunch of question marks on the head. Who's the angel? Who's the devil? Anyway its more like a science fiction movie rather than horror movie. What shocks me the most is that there are solid scientific explanation for the 8 plagues that happened long time ago!

So just watch tis movie altought its a bit old...

The mysterious girl and Katherine

Ben and the red river

2007-11-29T23:38:00.001-08:00

History of my class 2003

Year 2003, 3 January, 7.20am... The world of SMK Desa Perdana starts to move when the bell makes its first move... A whole bunch of locals gather around a small piece of land... in front of a huge stage... The Biritsh has finally conquered the world of SMK Desa Perdana... On the stage stood the British Gabenor Naginder "the headmaster" Singh... He is a Gabenor from India, selected by the British to look over this world. The locals were not surprised about his appearance but they are discussing about something new on this piece of land.
" Jangan Bising!!!" screamed the Gabenor. Everyone stopped and silence overtook the atmosphere...
"Hari ini merupakan hari persekolahan yang pertama" then he stared furiously at a group of foreigners...
" Welcome to the world of SMK Desa Perdana" followed by a wicked smile on his face...

The foreingers were the new things that the locals are curious about... They were from diffrent primary schools and are called the Forms Ones...
Later on, the Form Ones were splited into group so that they can be taken care of by smaller Gabenors called "teachers"... 6 groups were formed and are sent to diffrent states to work...

I was one of the them that have been sent to 1DK1 state... a place like no others... this state is a place for many smart and vicious inhibitants to live... Its a man eat man world there and people compete each other to get to the top and survive the worst... Only the strong survives... This is wat i heard from many people before i was sent there... Not until when u reached there and to find out that most of them are just freaks...

Funny faces and childish people are all around... not wat i had expected... The first techer tat is responsible for over class is Mr. Raviselvan... He is the best teacher tat i have known... not until i found out that he is a bit "dirty"...

Jobs were given to all of us... three main jobs, the students, prefects and the librians... Most of the english educated people get to be a prefect but the chinese educated get the student and librians job... Boring!!!

Life sucks until the day i met toh zee aun, the pokemon card player... he introduce me to his gang. Ethan loh shi sheng was the first. He is not Ethan of Tom Cruise and the opposite size of Ethan in 'Lost'. He wears a spectacles and a 'nerd' was written on his forhead. The there goes wan lin, zee aun's cousin... Then there goes norman and his gang too...

Life was wonderful later on till the end of the year... No political and social issues cuz we got ourselves a good teacher... We all were like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, pure and naive... we just play around without noticing the flow of the time... in the end, most of us survive cuz there ws no competition at all... not until the next year... Thus, life goes on...

to be cont....

2007-11-27T22:35:00.000-08:00

Adidas T-Mac 4.5 shoe for SALE!!!

Are u a NBA fan? If yes, im sure u know who is Tracy McGrady... T-Mac of Houstan Rockets is a very famous basketball player and wears Adidas shoes...

Now im selling a pair of adidas T-mac 4.5 for only RM300, including shiping fees. Tis shoe is blue in colour, size 11. This shoe is the same type and colour of shoe that has been worn by T-mac during Year 2005 NBA All-Star Games. I worn it once and it does not fit my growing feet anymore so im selling it away. Dun worry, it is as good as new... If u r intrested, plz leave a msg at the cbox... or u can call me at 0169639563 (cell phone)...

2007-11-27T00:54:00.001-08:00

The New Face of jpncrayon.blogpot.com!!!

Heloo ppl... Its me jpncrayon with a appearance... jpncrayon has not been touched for a few months... Sorry for that cuz im havin my SPM exam... now its all over and i can blow away thick pile of dust and clean up the cobwebs from it...

Since jpncrayon has lost all its reputation... i will start it all over again... to bring back all my fans, jpncrayon will be changed into melodicflow.blogspot.com... i hope everyone will be happy wit the new appearance...