I'm BACK!!! but then... im gone...

Last week i came back from india for a nice 2 weeks holiday... but i turns out to be like riding a roller coaster... its now saturday... and i hav to go back to india tmr again... damn fast!!!
But the best thing is... i get to eat wat i want...
From bak kut teh, to dim sum... from lou shu fan to Jap Buffet...
So... since its my 1st time blogging after i came back from india... im gonna write stuff about india... instead of the delicious food i ate...

INDIA

Its a place where everyone in Malaysia will call it... shit...
Dont get me wrong... im not trying to be rude... im juz telling the truth... at least its my true feeling about india...
Dun believe me? get a plane ticket... to india... ya... its air asia... now everyone can fly... then go see it urself...
Top 10 facts about india(joshua version):
10:The locals are racist people... they always look at you with fierce blood shoot eyes and like their actually saying "get lost!"

9:There are 2 seasons there... summer and winter... hows summer? try wearing ur bathing suit outside under the sun... i'll see "ba gua(dried sliced pork)" outside... winter? like genting... chilly...

8:There are no cats in india... no stray cats... yes... u got jerry but no tom... but i actually saw one in front of a stall... its dying...

7:Dogs are everywhere... especially during mating season... the male dogs somehow get to know that there are a few hot bitches in my hostel... time to get buzy... or orgy... juz imagine 5 on 1... then pop... there goes the puppies... whos the dad? rojak lah... the brown dog gives birth to a black dog... im serious...

6: The only entertainment in india... sports... such as football, cricket(not for malaysians), basketball, badminton, ping pong, and of course, sport channels on TV. Wait till u see the crowd in my hostel during the last champions league... MU fans were down!!!

5:Beware of head shaking lecturers... ok juz imagine... u pass up ur work to an indian lecturer... the lecturer sees ur work... then shakes his head... u thought... "oh shit... i wasted one whole day doin this and ur SHAKING ur HEAD?!"... then he look at u and say... "Very Nice!!!" ... damn stress for 15 seconds for nothing...

4:Oto drivers are bloody cheaters... oto is a small yellow taxi with 3 tires... checkout the pictures below for reference... they always cheat our(foreigners) money by charging us more than normal... more means instead of 30 rupees like how they charge the locals... they charge us 200 rupees... damn rude... and racists too...

3:PIDC students in india are all crazy people... they party to the max... hav fun to the max... emo to the maz... everything to the max... especially the summer batches... tat means the 7th(mine) and the 5th batch... i love them all!!!

2:We actually need to travel 45 minutes or 10KM to town to buy stuff... wat the hell... and there's no Mcds, KFC, or anything like Carefour or Jusco there... There is a fast food restaurant called big chick... and it taste like SHIT!!!

1:There is only one korean in Tamilnadu... as far as i know... He is Mr Song... he's crazy too...

Now... let the pictures do all the talking...


Tay(roommate) cooks!!!


Fry Mee Hoon


Damn nice...


PIDC's BIG BANG


Class


Indian New Year


7th batch guys


My hostel from far


Medical college


Lorry with 3 wheels


Brian attacking india's public toilet...


Spidey tay


AHne... Full Grill chicken...


This is not a toy...


Selamat datang in india...


Shiok sendiri


Boring lah...


Rockstar...


Rockstar 2... in his dreams...


me room... wit big bang...


3 guys+my com=LEE HYO RI!!!


I made it... damn proud...


Orange flovoured vodka... yucks!!!


Check out wat i ordered...


Sleep in class 1


Sleep in class(classrep version)


Egg puffs!!!


My sexy and desperate neighbour>>Sexy Kian!!!


Tay wanna smoke...


Gay wrestling...


My blood in distilled water


Blood grouping experiment


Gobi(Cauliflower in tamil) Brian


Oto in Bangalore...


My place...


My skull


My carvings... the cute one...
p.s: will blog in india soon...